Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2013
Transcript:
June: You look different, Ralph! Ralph: Stands to reason, Honeybunch! I can't figure out how to turn on the new TV... So I've been reading instead! My head has grown to accommodate my expanding brain! June: How come you've lost weight? Ralph: It's harder to eat junk food when you're holding a book!
If only it were that easy…