Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 18, 2013
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June: Yes, our picture is back on now! Thank you for your help! I'll never understand how you are able to fix our cable box over the phone! Where is your office, anyway? Oh, really? I thought the cable company was right here in town! That's amazing! You sound like you're practically next door! I never would've guessed you were so far away! What's the weather like there? Ralph: My wife is the reason there's always a 25-minute wait when you call customer service!
It would explain a great deal.