Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 08, 2013

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June: Good morning, Ralph! How are you feeling? Ralph: Actually, I feel rather... Uh... What's the word I'm looking for? June: Sluggish? Family: Inadequate? Old? Bloated? Inept? Sloppy? Hopeless? Flabby? Clueless? Unsophisticated? Overweight? Confused? Slovenly? Bumbling? Disheveled? Sub-par? Dumpy? Hungry? Ralph: I was going to say "ambitious," but I'm going back to bed.