Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 08, 2013
September 07, 2013
September 09, 2013
Transcript:
June: Good morning, Ralph! How are you feeling? Ralph: Actually, I feel rather... Uh... What's the word I'm looking for? June: Sluggish? Family: Inadequate? Old? Bloated? Inept? Sloppy? Hopeless? Flabby? Clueless? Unsophisticated? Overweight? Confused? Slovenly? Bumbling? Disheveled? Sub-par? Dumpy? Hungry? Ralph: I was going to say "ambitious," but I'm going back to bed.
backlashwaveextreme about 11 years ago
that’s just bloody mean..
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Can’t go golfin’…it’s GAME DAY!!
YatInExile about 11 years ago
Hungover?
scyphi26 about 11 years ago
Well, no wonder he never does anything productively. They don’t expect him to.
mrs_yld about 11 years ago
Why are they all so mean to him?
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
Wow! What a family! If they were real, Ralph would’ve either left a long time ago or turned violent.
pshapley Premium Member about 11 years ago
Seems that only Wally got it right.