Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 04, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: Patrick, have I ever told you about the time I got lost at summer camp? Patrick: Yes, you've told me that story seven times, most recently on 5-24-13. I've listed all of your stories on a spreadsheet, along with the last time you told it! You can tell me about your amazing catch in little league again. I haven't heard that one since 9-14-11!
At least his son pays attention to what Ralph says.