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Patrick: Why do we have to fly a kite, dad?
Ralph: Every kid should have the experience of flying a kite!
Patrick: It's the 21st century, you know.
Ralph: I'll get it flying, then I'll hand it to you so you can have the thrill of controlling it! Sigh...
I’m with the kid. With a properly constructed kite, there’s nothing to control. It either flies or it doesn’t.