Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 15, 2014
April 14, 2014
April 16, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: It's interesting to watch fans at baseball games. No one is paying attention! They're talking or eating or texting or bopping beach balls! I'll bet none of them have any idea what the score is! Norman: What is the score, dad? Ralph: I have no idea!
True story: at a game one day, a fan sitting behind me went on and on to his friend about “Oh, I have this guy’s rookie card , and it’s worth blah, blah. And I have all this guy’s cards and they’re worth blah, blah, blah.” Then he made the comment, “I can’t understand this scoreboard. What does ‘R’ stand for?” I casually turned around and said, “Runs.” I guess in fantasy land they still call them “points”.