Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 18, 2014
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Transcript:
June: Sorry I'm running late, Ralph. You said we needed to leave at 6:30! Ralph: It's OK, Honeybunch! I told you 6:30 because you're always late. We really don't need to leave until 6:45! June: In that case, I have time to re-do my hair! Ralph: That's OK, too. We really, really don't need to leave until 7:00!
This is pretty much my usual Sunday morning. []No matter how early I start getting ready, someone or something will demand a piece of my time. Even if it’s “getting stuck at a traffic light” or something similar, I’m almost always late for church.