Ralph: What's an aviary?
June: It's an enclosed, walk-through exhibit where you can see rare and exotic birds flying all around you! Let's go inside! Wasn't that fun?
Ralph: I didn't much care for it!
I once toured a specialized aviary of nothing but various species of hummingbirds. One of them was fascinated by the shiny red shutter button on my camera and followed me through the entire exhibit.
If you’re actually looking up at the birds, you’re much less likely to be under them when you crap on you.On the other hand, I was at an outdoor zoo, not an aviary, in San Antonio, when a passing pigeon hit me in the shoulder with an aerial bomb during a flyby.
This happened to me after someone dropped something heavy in the aviary and all the birds simultaneously evacuated their bowels and took flight. One of the zoo keepers was nice enough to hose us off.
dadoctah over 10 years ago
I once toured a specialized aviary of nothing but various species of hummingbirds. One of them was fascinated by the shiny red shutter button on my camera and followed me through the entire exhibit.
GalleyOar over 10 years ago
A word of caution to mouth breathers.
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
Ralph’s just a party pooper…Sorry, had to do that :)
Lord Gaga over 10 years ago
I’m calling shenanigans! That shirt was made into a dog bed cover earlier in the week!
rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago
Dunno. That’s part of the humor in the strip.
platechick over 10 years ago
When I was a kid we went to Busch Gardens and a macaw sitting up in a tree pooped on my Aunt’s bee-hive hairdo. UCKO
hippogriff over 10 years ago
He is just not guano learn.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
His jacket matches his shirt!
Ida No over 10 years ago
If you’re actually looking up at the birds, you’re much less likely to be under them when you crap on you.On the other hand, I was at an outdoor zoo, not an aviary, in San Antonio, when a passing pigeon hit me in the shoulder with an aerial bomb during a flyby.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
This happened to me after someone dropped something heavy in the aviary and all the birds simultaneously evacuated their bowels and took flight. One of the zoo keepers was nice enough to hose us off.
pshapley Premium Member over 10 years ago
I’m wondering why there wasn’t some “rare South American parrot” in there — you know, the kind that takes on the characteristics of a duck.
the__illusioner 4 months ago
whys honeybunch so mean to ralph though