Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 04, 2014
Transcript:
Phone: Chirp chirp! June: A text on Ralph's phone fro Patrick! Text: Dad, is mom cooking anything good for dinner? June: Trust me, you'll love it! So don't you dare spoil your appetite! Send Patrick: Mom answered that text. Dad doesn't know how to do a smiley face!
It is easier to imitate intelligence than it is to imitate ignorance because one would have to remember to dumb down their instinctive reaction to any responsive action.