Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 14, 2014
December 13, 2014
December 15, 2014
Transcript:
Chirp chirp Ralph: A text from the wife... Text: Will you please look in the fridge and tell me if we have carrots? Ralph: Typitty type type! Yes. Chirp chirp! Text: Yes, we have carrots or yes, you'll look in the fridge? Ralph: ... Sigh... Type type typitty type type! Yes, I'll look in the fridge. Chirp chirp Text: What's taking you so long? Are you even home? Ralph: Yes. Type type type! Chirp chirp Text: Yes, you're home or yes, we have carrots? Norman: Now, where did that come from?
Just tell her you’re out of carrots. Worst case scenario, she buys some and it turns out you already have carrots. You can just claim you missed them because they were behind something else.