Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 2015
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, I have some good news and some bad news. And some really good news and some pretty bad news. And some fairly good news and some news that's not really good or bad and some news that's just plain stinko. What would you like first? Ralph: A bowl of ice cream and a nap!
All I have is Fox News, which isn’t really news at all.