Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 17, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: I hate computers!! Norman: Dad, relax! Computers should not be intimidating! The trouble with your generation is that you're afraid to do anything when you encounter a problem! You're scared you're going to touch the wrong button and wreck everything! People my age know that's virtually impossible! Look, all you have to do is this... Computer: Pfffsschtt!! Norman: OK, you my need to call tech support.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Better yet: call the Wizard of Id for a redo.
Ragtime78rpm almost 9 years ago
Wow! What button did he press?
flyertom almost 9 years ago
That’s my wife in spades. And heaven forbid the printer should run out of ink or paper!
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ctrl-Alt-Delete with a vengeance.
Chris Kenworthy almost 9 years ago
I didn’t know they had “Halt and catch fire” buttons now. :)
Phred Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Gee, thanks kid. Now how about fixing this mess.
BearsDown Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Lithium-Ion battery. Time for a new hoverboard…umm…computer.
cuzinron47 almost 9 years ago
That’s an IMF computer with a self-destruct function.
ChessPirate almost 9 years ago
It’s just that Norman is, um… unique. But he’s right. That never happens… well, hardly ever. OK, it happened to me once!
rekam Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Ready for a new one, huh?
cxdebate almost 9 years ago
Overclocked…
Schrodinger's Dog almost 9 years ago
my wife has that effect on electronics too!