Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 18, 2016
Transcript:
Patrick: Dad, why do you always stare into the fridge for such a long time? Ralph: I'm like a bird of prey, patiently studying the area with a keen eye until... Suddenly I swoop down and snatch exactly what I want! Gotcha! Patrick: That poor can of cake frosting didn't stand a chance!
I ate cake frosting straight from the can once myself.