Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 24, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: Hey, we're locked out! Your mom must have gone somewhere with Penny and Patrick! Do you have a key, Norm? Norman: No, but I know where we can find one! I bought one of those fake rocks for hiding keys inside! Ralph: Good thinking! Norman: Here it is! Ralph: Great! But wait... Please tell me you put a key inside it! Norman: Don't worry. I'm not that stupid! Ralph: It doesn't work! Norman: That's because I put the wrong key inside in case a burglar finds the fake rock! Ralph: ... Sigh...
I put a fingerprint recognition combined keypad lock on my front door – just brilliant.