Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 06, 2016
March 05, 2016
March 07, 2016
Transcript:
June: Ralph, I've been thinking about something: I'm very lucky! You're a good husband and a good dad! You're honest, trustworthy, and you work hard! I just thought I should tell you more often! Is there anything you'd like to tell me? Smart Ralph: Tell her you're lucky too! Dumb Ralph: No, tell her to never ever make that yucky casserole again, because you thought you were gonna die! Smart Ralph: I quit! Dumb Ralph: Hey, even I don't know why he always listens to me!
And why should he have to say anything? Did she say all of that fishing for compliments?