Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 20, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: My laptop has only 3% charge left! Tappity tap tap tap Now it says there's only 2% left! Tap tap tappity tap tap! 1% left!! Where's my charger? Where's my charger? There it is!! No!! This is the phone charger!! Why do these things happen to me?? Patrick: Because you put the "pro" in "procrastinator."
UbintoldTheodore (he hated “Teddy”) took part in the capture of Kettle Hill (he was second in command). San Juan was taken by black, regular army troops. By the time the Rough Riders got there, the regimental band had their instruments and was playing the RR march, “The Bear Went Over the Mountain”, to welcome them.