Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 20, 2016
Transcript:
Norman: Are you sure you didn't read my breakup text, Wendy? Wendy: What did it say? Norman: It said that you can be difficult at times and your heart isn't always filled with charity. And that if you were a "jeopardy" question, you'd only be worth $200, and that you wouldn't last very long on "the bachelor." And that you make Kylo Ren seem like a sweetheart. Wendy: I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.
Kylo? honestly, keep it real Norman, keep it real.