Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 25, 2016
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Transcript:
June: Ralph, you left gum in your pants and it ruined the laundry! Please check your pockets better! Ralph: My cargo pants have 8 pockets! I wear cargo pants every day! That's 56 pockets per week, not counting shirts and jackets! That's too much for a single person to keep track of! June: You're going to be a single person all right!
Don’t threaten the bread-winner with freedom, you monstrous beast. I’d have you packing in a flash.