Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 2016

Transcript:

Ralph: It's sweatpants weather!! Nothing feels better on a cold day than putting on a pair of sweatpants! Norman: I don't have any sweatpants, dad, so I borrowed yours! How do I look? Ralph: They're a little baggy! Norm, between your shoelaces and the drawstring, you're an accident waiting to happen! At least tie your shoes! Norman: Okey doke! Hey, how come I can't stand up??! Ralph: Correction. He's an accident that already happened!