Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 04, 2016
December 03, 2016
December 05, 2016
Transcript:
Ralph: It's sweatpants weather!! Nothing feels better on a cold day than putting on a pair of sweatpants! Norman: I don't have any sweatpants, dad, so I borrowed yours! How do I look? Ralph: They're a little baggy! Norm, between your shoelaces and the drawstring, you're an accident waiting to happen! At least tie your shoes! Norman: Okey doke! Hey, how come I can't stand up??! Ralph: Correction. He's an accident that already happened!
e.groves about 8 years ago
Well dad, he’s your accident. A walking poster boy for birth control.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago
A dip off the old block.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
WHERE IS DICK TRACY?
comixbomix about 8 years ago
Really not nice to call your child an “accident”…
whiskerphonic about 8 years ago
for a fictional character, i still wanna slap the S&&& out of him
rekam Premium Member about 8 years ago
Somehow they missed Norman when they were passing out the brains.
BWR about 8 years ago
That boy just ain’t right.
route66paul about 8 years ago
Even when he is one.
hippogriff about 8 years ago
fleebell
I missed the memo where that applied to humans, but I know it is opposite in equines. That is why mules are valuable (mare’s strength and jack’s intelligence) and hinnys aren’t (jenny’s strength and stallion’s intelligence).