Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 27, 2017
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Transcript:
Man: Good afternoon, sir! Would you be (puff) interested in hearing about out (wheeze) home security system? Ralph: No thanks. My dad always told me, "never buy anything from a guy who's out of breath."
Dad said that right before he built his house out of bricks.