Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 2019

“My wife made me do it!”

The grand finale where he dresses before he leaves church should be exciting..wonder if the people will fill the collection plate in order to watch him dress ….

Oh for heaven’s sake Ralph, you put song books on the other seats!

I am very much surprised that didn’t clear the whole church.

“Oh, good, a text from Honeybunch…oh, they need four more seats…well, here we go!”

As a pastor I can tell you, the front pew is ALWAYS open!

Just skip church, your life will be better.

I didn’t know the drabbles had two cars!!!

Stand up for yourself, Ralph! For God’s sake. This sort of emasculation trope is getting tiresome. Go to a bar instead of church and let everybody fend for themselves. The level of conversation will have about the same intellectual depth.

Always sit in the back seat so the preacher won’t see you sleeping.. or playing with your phone.

Church is not really the place to demonstrate to the world how entitled you think you are.

I’ll bet the church ladies are all-atwitter!

At least he’s wearing clean underwear.

And they don’t come and they don’t come…

Maybe if Ralph and June sang in the choir like I do.

Be realistic. Church is the only place where if you’re late you have to sit up front…

Not all solutions are good solutions.

Ironically, Ralph seemed like he was the first to get dressed…..

Looks like saving seats in church can cause you to rend your garments

She is so ridiculous. She wants the seats? Be on time. The people she was saving them for should already be there.