Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 25, 2020

Yes, you have at LEAST a half-dozen.

classic gag.

The doctor needs to check more than his eyes next time.

There’s three things I really hate about growing old: Losing my eyesight; losing my memory.

At least he won’t get hair oil on them.

For me it’s typically 2 pair on my head while wearing a pair to read. I have about 35 pair from the dollar store. I keep them in a big bowl in my kitchen and throughout the course of the week they end up in other rooms. Then I’ll round them up and head them back to the home bowl.

My mother and I spent nearly two hours trying to find Dad’s glasses.

Guess where we found them.

SIGH!

Steve Sloan did this once on Diagnosis Murder and his father Mark played a prank on him by telling Steve to go to his car and look for them.

As long as we keep doing it, the gag remains current.

OMG…this is ME.

Nice job of balancing all those glasses, Ralph!

First the eyes… Then the mind. Mick Jagger said it best!

I’ve done that only once. Spent about a half hour looking for my glasses before realizing I was still wearing them.

My father in law did this often but he was the first to laugh with a “Oh, geeze!”

One pair for each person, lol!

Okay, how many of us counted the number of glasses?

It’s little early for dementia.

I’d help him look, but, I can’t find my glasses.

One thing about this - Ralph needing reading glasses implies that Ralph actually reads.

Welcome, my friends, to Fantasy Island.