Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 16, 2021

And you’ll catch ‘em AFTER you’re done eating the food they toss you…right, Ralph?

“Yogi bear is smarter then the average bear,” Ralph!! Just remember that!!

;-)

And it’s not like he’s never been tranqued before.

I hope that costume is lined with Kevlar. Poachers don’t respect park boundaries.

I suspect that an amorous bear is in his future.

Two words: “mating season”.

A Park Ranger used to be one of the most dangerous jobs in America. I have had two friends killed by what can only be considered the results of coming upon either a poacher or a still. Maybe it was a marijuana patch?

What if they feed him donuts?

AH! The Drabble flag!

Someone could break through the hole you just made in the fourth wall and bite him right on his bear butt.

Why do I have a feeling that Ralph VOLUNTEERED for this duty?

I wonder when Drabble is going to meet Luther Grizzwell?

my thought exactly, but why ruin the fun. :D

Sounds like a serious case of entrapment.

Only good thing for him is that it’s the pre hibernation period and not the mating period for bears……

This won’t end well.

Is it bear hunting season?

He would do anything for a free meal

Driving to work should be interesting. Or maybe he’s walking.

Bears can be very territorial.

That idea is bearly feasible.

if donuts are involved, his cover is blown.