Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2022

That is simply terrifying!

Always interesting to see both eyes on the same side of the nose.

Tiny birds build nests on my front porch right where I come and go, they don’t care. They leave more nesting material on the steps than in their nests! Messy but cute.

Daffy Duck much?

Either Patrick’s school has a dress code, or he just came from church.

I cleaned out the birdhouses the other day. I don’t know where there was room for the birds!! Houses were packed to the ceiling.

“kind of”?

Two houses back, barn swallows built their nest on a light fixture next to the original garage. They came back year after year and raised broods. Ate a lot of wasp grubs in the process.

Either the front doors are way too small or Ralph is huge. (I know cartoon physics. :-p)

I would get leg cramps almost immediately.

Let’s see if Ralph can rotate his head around like an owl can.

Always thought he looked a little owlish.

Had a good chuckle on this on!

Beware Ralph. I tried a fake owl in my garden to keep the birds away and they slowly but surely pecked the owl’s eyes out.

And the birds say, “Oh look, we have a toilet”.

I think that Ralph is full of HOO-ey!

Looks like it is time to take Ralph to the doctor.

A few years back a couple of Mocking birds had a nest in a tree by my mailbox and everytime I went to get my mail they would dive bomb me, by the end of the season I was suffering from PTSD.

Ralph’s eyeballs are rather likely to dry out. Or, as his mother probably told him when he was a child, his “face will freeze like that.”