Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 14, 2022

Sure there is if you don’t mind being a dead man

Pretty sure you could have managed

WHY is she even wearing a mask? Isn’t she going to be alone in her car?

NO ONE looks good in a mask.

Her hair looks lovely. She has beautiful eyes. She looks great in that outfit.

That’s all I’ve got. Now you’re on your own.

I told the girl at the buy counter of the used record store that she looked like Cara Delevigne. I was sincere about that, even if I was only able to see the top one-third or so of her face. She seemed to like hearing it.

Since I no longer wear a mask I find I need to shave more often, RATS!

If she jumps to the conclusion that you meant “You look better with half your face covered” rather than “You look beautiful in general,” that might be a warning sign about your relationship.

Pollen

I have leukemia I wear a mask whenever I leave my apartment. I want to be as safe a possible. COVID would kill me.

It’s been said that if you’re really, really ugly but have pretty eyes, this is your time.

“You make that mask look good.”

Try: “You look pretty EVEN wearing a mask”. :-)

Hunny Bunch, you wear that mask well

That mask is becoming on you.

Masks have improved the appearance of many people. (My own included.)

Masked at home, huh? Well, she can’t be that smart – she did marry Ralph.

My wife has allergies and wears a mask when we ride the bike.