Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2022

OK, Who doesn’t know somebody like that? HEY, not me….well….let me tell you my back, it’s been acting up and the doc said I’m a gold mine

Yeah, Steinbauer is a real pain in the … back.

It wouldn’t be so bad if they would just WORK OUT! Or, at least learn to stretch out in the morning

let me fix this back problem he’s got… with a rocket powered jet hammer. :D

His bark seems to be a lot worse than his back.

Twice in my life my back has reduced me to crawling around on the floor. The second time was last year and my wife drove me to Urgent Care. I got to see a real Doctor, not a Family Practitioner!

Never ask an old weiner dog about his back.

I try hard not to be a kvetch about my various aches and pains. Most people who ask, “How are you doing?” don’t really want to know the answer, they’re just being polite; which is something in and of itself.

Speaking of back pain: a person of certain age, if they don’t do back strengthening exercises, should wear that special belt that weight lifters wear, to do chores at home.

The best exercise I found for me is rowing, since it keeps by back aligned and it keeps the legs strong also. I’ve never had back problems. Using that machine automatically forces you to tighten your stomach muscles which keep your back aligned.

My back hurts. Anyone wanna hear how much? LOL

Well, Ralph, guess you’re up a [CRIK!]

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I’m not sure what the problem is, but Gramma had a hunch. Maybe I can get a job ringing bells at Notre Dame.

And I thought he was mocking Ralph’s response, which he is prone to do.

Steindolt is a liar. If he can stand up straight, his back isn’t that bad.

My half sister said once that i complain too much about my hurts,so i told her if she didn’t want to hear it stop asking me how i feel!!!

Steinbauer: My back is the worst, the worst in the history of the worst bad backs!

Steinbauer is the worst neighbor ever.

ugh this is my mother in law! Everything is a competition and it’s always harder/worse for her. I may’ve been born with severe stenosis, had 2 bad car accidents and numerous surgeries/procedures on my back but hers hurts at least twice as bad lol I’ve so far resisted pointing out that it might help her back if she didn’t appear to be 9 months pregnant