Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 13, 2023

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    antidancer  almost 2 years ago

    That’s why I never read the manual!

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    Is this a manual for IKEA?

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    And if that doesn’t work, get the “manual for dummies” version…

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    RobinHood  almost 2 years ago

    Next stop, youTube.

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    david_42  almost 2 years ago

    I assembled a 12×8′ greenhouse two years ago. 16 pages of warnings in 16 languages. 43 pages of diagrams, no words at all. Some of the diagrams were wrong.

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    MRC112  almost 2 years ago

    Wait! He’s reading a manual – men down read manuals. Goes against the grain :)

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    Aficionado  almost 2 years ago

    More and more of the instructions don’t have words. It’s kind of a good thing since most are written by someone with a limited command of the English language.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Once built a dry sink from plans in my woodworking magazine. The door opening and the door measurements were wrong. The picture showed an inset door but the measurements for the door and opening were for an overlay door. DIY can’t be interesting.

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    Bambihunter6  almost 2 years ago

    Once they told you how to set the timing, etc. Now they tell you not to drink the battery acid.

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    ElwoodP  almost 2 years ago

    I miss owner’s manuals from Japanese Motorcycle manufacturers in the ’50’s and ’60’s.

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    sobrown51  almost 2 years ago

    You should see the Owner’s Owner’s Manual Manual he has for his dog.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Ralph has never done this much manual labor.

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s essential.y what a user’s guide is. A reference manual describes what each action does, but a user’s guide tells what actions you need to get a particular task done. In other words, the user’s guide is a manual for the reference manual.

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    MT Wallet   almost 2 years ago

    He has a real one and doesn’t have to go online?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I feel for Ralph; I really do. I have been unable figure out how to brighten my dashboard lights on my 2006 Ford Escape when driving at night with the headlights on. The manual did not address this. But after reading this comic, I was moved to do a search online and finally figured hour how to find the adjustment switch!!! Now I will be able to see how fast I am going at night! (I have been using the relative position of the speedometer needle rather than seeing the numbers for the last 16 years, but fortunately I rarely drive at night these days.)

    THANK YOU KEVIN!!!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    The manual of my new off brand was hard to figure out. I am just fortunate it is actually intuitive enough for me to resolve one minor user problem.

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