Was watching a bunch of grackles once drinking out of filthy puddles, and decided one of them might appreciate a litte fresh fruit. Peeled out a wedge of clementine and decided that if I pitched it straight to him, he might interpret that as me throwing things at him and fly away, so I threw it short, figuring once it stopped rolling he’d check it out.
Dude caught it on the bounce.
Then went marching across the parking lot, holding it high in front of him as if to say “look what I’ve got and the rest of you losers don’t have!”
Was watching a bunch of grackles once drinking out of filthy puddles, and decided one of them might appreciate a litte fresh fruit. Peeled out a wedge of clementine and decided that if I pitched it straight to him, he might interpret that as me throwing things at him and fly away, so I threw it short, figuring once it stopped rolling he’d check it out.
Dude caught it on the bounce.
Then went marching across the parking lot, holding it high in front of him as if to say “look what I’ve got and the rest of you losers don’t have!”