Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 12, 2023

Benefits of being a volume customer

I buy my donut from the corner convenience store. Then, I pull over and eat it before going home. It’s well known that calories don’t count if your spouse does not see you consuming them.

Such a sad look on Ralph’s face in the first two panels…

“Please! MR. Drabble!”

Once in a while, I buy an apple fritter at Winco. When we go to the Saturday Market, my wife buys me an apple fritter – costs four times as much and about twice as good.

Soon the cardiac care clinic will be named after him.

No problem at all if you don’t have a spouse.

I want the donut that is coming out of the fryer when I get there.

Ralph was by Mike’s earlier and got a “Drabble Dozen”, thus the sign… ☺

LOL that lip.

He cleaned Mike’s out on yesterday.

Mike and Cyndie are husband and wife, they just can’t agree on donut recipes.

Ralph must be holding up the economy of donut shops in that town.

All these donut cartoons are getting to me. I haven’t been to a donut shop in 10 years, but now I find myself craving a donut.