Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 12, 2023

That’s not bad, you’re close to the front

He forgot about the New Golden Rule: Those who have the gold make the rules.

Disneyline.

Years ago I paid a hefty fee for a private, behind the scenes tour at Universal Studios. It was us and one other couple. Not one ounce of regret. We’d been several times before and knew this one would probably be our last one because we were moving out of CA.

Disney World.

Someone, please teach Ralph how Roman numerals work.

They should have come on Rain Day. No lines.

The “Trusted Traveler” (TSA PreCheck) lines at the airport are getting longer all the time, too.

Ryanair had a priority boarding where a vast majority of the people had the “priority” boarding. In that situation the non-priority boarding was a small amount of people, although here it looks like they are still going to wait less than the VP line. (Very peopled)

If you look at the sign at the wrong angle, you would have thought it said “WIP Line”…

It’s still shorted than the regular line.

I am SO grateful that I will never have to go to that mickey mouse place again. Megabucks spent just to spend 70% of the time there standing in lineups.

If they were rich like the bidens, they could have got the vvvvvvvvip tickets, at the taxpayers expense

Amusement parks (like concerts and plays) have gotten so expensive that no one but the very wealthy can afford them any more. Talk about privilege.

I love it when cars are backed up in the Lexus lane (the express lane), while I pass them all in commoners’ lane.

Anybody who’s ever been to Disney knows that the lines are constructed in such a way that they keep moving . . . and moving . . .and moving.

Not unlike charging extra for a bulkhead seat or window seat on an airline…

Seems like the happy memories of Disney World decrease with age. They are replaced by memories of lines, ride closures, heat, hurricanes, walking, unbearable crowds, and general rudeness.

Wouldn’t you know everyone else had the same idea.

Fast Pass days are gone from Disney!

Last time I flew, so many people had paid extra for Priority Seating that there was nothing priority about it. 80% of the passengers were all trying to be seated at once, ahead of about a dozen or so of us who saved our money.

Norman, will you PLEASE tie those sneakers! (No, not to each other, you idiot…!)

Who knew there even was such a thing?