Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 06, 2023

Ever see Airplane? Now that was smeared makeup.

I believe this is the first time I’ve seen Honeybunch wear lipstick.

Why apply it in a moving vehicle anyway? Sometimes see women doing that while driving, very dangerous!

One can hardly avoid speed bumps that are in the road Honeybunch! On the rare occasion that I’ve had to do my makeup in the car I just have my husband warn me if he’s about to go over a speedbump or whatever though it’s usually only an issue when trying to apply eyeliner in a straight line

Stop waiting until you’re in the car to apply makeup!

Or Rouge Rage

That’s hilarious. Now jump a few curbs!!

Rouge Rage.

Stop going over speed bumps…so he’s supposed to wait until you do your makeup and back up traffic?

Stop farding in the car, lady!

Traversing a speed bump isn’t normally optional…

She did well not getting lipstick up her nose.

I hate speed bumps. Their real purpose is not to slow traffic, but to divert it to other streets because of the unpleasantness.

You should have done it before you left the house, or were you running too late to do so?

" Hold on Honeybunch, there’s an Earl Sheib’s place up ahead. I’ll pull in and they can give you one of their $29.95 make overs."

Come on you two, kiss and makeup.

Get your makeup on before you get in the car! Or better yet just stop wearing makeup. Believe me, you’d look far better without it. My wife has never needed it and she looks gorgeous – much better than if she were to color herself up like some circus clown.

Finish before you leave the house. Especially if you’re the driver.

Ok, this is actually pretty witty. Nice one.

Golly, I guess they should have taken the Jetson flying car.

Hey Kevin! In my humble opinion, you win the Internet today!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I doubt I would have thought of such a clever comeback. More likely, mine would have been, “Why are you putting on your d@mned make-up while I’m driving?”

Fortunately my wife wears very little make-up. And on the rare occasions when she does, she’s not foolish enough to put it on in the car.

She is the stupidest woman in comic strip history.