Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 05, 2023

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    Wilde Bill  11 months ago

    I’m glad YOU said that.

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    mathteacher678  11 months ago

    That’s not how you buy a bowling ball.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Local alley sells them. Does take time though

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    Ubintold  11 months ago

    Is he going to drill the holes himself?

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 11 months ago

    “A hard man is good to find!”—Mae West

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    dadoctah  11 months ago

    Get him interested in Irish road bowling. Two players or teams take turns rolling a metal ball along country roads until they complete a prescribed course. Each throw ends where the ball either stops or goes off the road, and the next throw is taken from that point.

    I thought I had made this up (under the name "cross country bowling) when I was asked to create the silliest sport I could imagine, but later discovered it’s an actual thing, and Michael Palin even covered it in one of his travelogue videos.

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Why not just buy it locally?! The local bowling alley probably has several for sale

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    All hail the flag of Christmas gifts…

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    bobbyferrel  11 months ago

    More than once I’ve cancelled buying plans because the shipping exceeded the purchase price.

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    pripley  11 months ago

    Finally, a Christmas flag.

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    James Lindley Premium Member 11 months ago

    I guess she never heard about just going to the bowling alley pro shop and buying a ball there. Then again, there wouldn’t be a gag for the cartoon.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    I bought a bowling ball for my wife, drilled for my hand.

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    martinman8  11 months ago

    on a few days before christmas jus take him to the bowling alley. i’m sure they have a some what simi pro shop.

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    lanainutahdesert  11 months ago

    Get in your car and drive. Give business to locals!

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