Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 12, 2024

Door Dash works too. Better than burnt toast and runny eggs.

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there.

Definitely better, the restaurant no doubt cooks better and the kitchen doesn’t get destroyed!

Knew there was a catch!

Mmm. Nothing like cold, half eaten thrown on the porch.

Waiting for the DoorDash delivery is likely better than them leaving her to clean up the mess in the kitchen for several hours after they fixed her breakfast.

Definitely a 21st Century Mother’s Day. May all the mothers and their families have a great one nonetheless today.

I’ve never understood the breakfast in bed thing. Even when I’m sick, I don’t want food in bed.

Well, they didn’t say that they actually made the breakfast…

While the joke was they didn’t go though any trouble at all, they actually saved her from the trouble of the indigestion and the mess. How considerate.

Happy Mother’s Day everyone!

I would think that DoorDash drivers see the same GPS map that I see, which shows exactly where they are in relation to where I am. Even so, they always try to deliver my stuff a block away from where I am. They have to call so I can talk them in — using the same directions I already posted with the order. So I try to avoid ordering from places that use DoorDash. I’m afraid the Drabbles may have long wait!

I’ll bet many a mother will appreciate her kids doing that as an option.

At least she won’t have to clean up the kitchen.

I’ve never understood why breakfast in bed is considered a good thing. It’s uncomfortable to try and sit upright and you end up getting crumbs in the bed. Not something I’d want to be honest.