I haven’t been to Sams Club or Home Depot in awhile, I went last weekend and a Pro golf store took over a HUGE Goodwill store. I guess Goodwill expanded and the Golf shop sells enough to support their new store
I sort of learned how to play golf in high school (girl’s) gym class, but we played in the gym using bouffant doll wigs (Barbie size) as tees.
Husband and I went to stay at an upstate NY large hotel which had a golf course while we were dating. His dad had him take golf lessons – “very important for business to know how to play”.
So with his one bag of clubs we started out to play golf at the hotel. We went to the 9 hole course – “anyone serious about playing will be on the main course so we won’t annoy anyone too much”. Somehow we lost a hole – teed up at one hole, ended playing at the hole at the next hole?
I think when his parents’ house was sold he took the clubs here – but not sure. But one game in just under the 50 years we have been together – pretty sure there will not be another.
Yakety Sax 13 days ago
Quit!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 13 days ago
I haven’t been to Sams Club or Home Depot in awhile, I went last weekend and a Pro golf store took over a HUGE Goodwill store. I guess Goodwill expanded and the Golf shop sells enough to support their new store
kbyrdleroy123 13 days ago
It’s not the club’s fault you are a poor shot.
PaulLeckner 13 days ago
Golf is flog spelled backwards.
RobinHood 13 days ago
How Costner of you Ralph.
1953Baby 13 days ago
Visit B.C.. . .you can get help there. . .
win.45mag 13 days ago
I’d break it, too. There of no use to idiots.
hawkeyec Premium Member 13 days ago
The great golfer Tommy Bolt was a well-known club breaker and this line was reputedly uttered to him by his caddie on a really bad day.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 13 days ago
No coughing but a lotta hacking.
Just-me 13 days ago
Not unlike my feeble attempts to play golf. But I never broke a club. The golf course rented them to me so I’d have been charged for it.
Queen of America 13 days ago
I haven’t seen a good SPLOOSH in a while.
sheashea 13 days ago
No wonder golf is so expensive.
Perkycat 13 days ago
Lots of good sound effects when Ralph plays!
andersjg Premium Member 12 days ago
But, the expletives are missing.
cuzinron47 12 days ago
Hope those weren’t rentals.
banjoAhhh! 12 days ago
I’ve never understood the attraction of golf. Or curling. They’re both of Scottish origin. I think it shows the Scotts weren’t very good at games.
mackmobile 12 days ago
Or music. Bagpipes! Or Clothing. Kilts!
zapboy Premium Member 12 days ago
At least he knows how to stay on budget.
rgcviper 12 days ago
No wonder golf is a four-letter word, huh?
I can relate … I’ve played all my life.
rob.home 12 days ago
New clubs here can cost almost $AU 200-00 each. And that was a few years ago.
mafastore 11 days ago
I sort of learned how to play golf in high school (girl’s) gym class, but we played in the gym using bouffant doll wigs (Barbie size) as tees.
Husband and I went to stay at an upstate NY large hotel which had a golf course while we were dating. His dad had him take golf lessons – “very important for business to know how to play”.
So with his one bag of clubs we started out to play golf at the hotel. We went to the 9 hole course – “anyone serious about playing will be on the main course so we won’t annoy anyone too much”. Somehow we lost a hole – teed up at one hole, ended playing at the hole at the next hole?
I think when his parents’ house was sold he took the clubs here – but not sure. But one game in just under the 50 years we have been together – pretty sure there will not be another.