Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 31, 2024

Tempting fate!

Run, Norman! It’s a trick!

Blondes have more fun!

Norm woke up in Bazaaro World. In his universe, the family is wondering how the other Norm is so smart.

Get thee behind me, Wendy!

Mara is tempting him, he’s got a smidge of Buddha nature.

Atta boy, Norm. Echo’s a better catch.

That’s a someONE, idiot, not someTHING.

Send her off, Norm. And don’t be gentle.

Thinking of the Eagles song, “There’s gonna be a heartache tonight, A heartache tonight, I know”.

She’s either lowered her standards or there’s something nefarious going on.

Again?

Is there a hiss with what he’s thinking about?

Tell her the feeling isn’t mutual because he’s moved on. She had her 21,840 chances.

Going through an issue with a lady. Sister’s advice? Right package, wrong address

That boat has sailed Wendy and Norm has found the perfect girl

Country and Western song: How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

Echo is your perfect match. Don’t screw it up Norman.

Agree to hang out but take Echo on the date or meet up or whatever.

Well at least Norms having second thoughts.

I still think Wendy’s up to something…Wendy was NEVER nice to Norman. EVER! She tolerated him and even that was iffy.

Why do I get the feeling she’s about to take the football away as he’s about to kick it?

It’s a trick!

She has evil on her mind. She wants to get together again, so she’ll have the satisfaction of dumping him again, with prejudice.

Remember Norm, once bitten, twice shy.

Don’t do it Norm! She treats you like 3 day leftovers and then barfs. Echo’s badger will only eat you.

Stay away from Wendy. She is mean and has not shown herself otherwise.

Norm, grow a pair and tell this gurl where to go.

Stay away Norman! Stay away!

Please do the right thing. Echo needs to be a permanent character