Speaking of getting dolled up. My wife will be home, tomorrow. I get to take her to dinner, from the air port. Good meal, tell her how the boys are doing, bring her home in a good mood and hope that I survive until Monday, after she discovers all that I did.
Mrs is an esthetician. I was talking to one of her clients right after a facial, and she apologized for the way she looked at the moment. I told her none needed, she was just as beautiful after a facial as before while she was wearing makeup. I get why women wear it, but sometimes natural is just as wonderful!
Gotta ask: what IS it these days with the eyelashes and the nails? Some girls wear them both so long that i wonder whether they can see/use their hands. . .just sayin. . .
And this is why he almost never suggests going out. By the time she’s done all that he’ll be starving and by the time they get home there won’t be time for anything but to go directly to bed – to SLEEP. Might as well just pop a frozen pizza into the toaster oven and be done with it.
LookingGlass Premium Member 20 days ago
Ralph, are you sure she’s even ….. “HUGHmon?!!!”
;-)
The dude from FL Premium Member 20 days ago
And they are going to a donut store
rekam Premium Member 20 days ago
What, no banner outside?
Ubintold 20 days ago
Fooled him into marrying her, didn’t she!
win.45mag 20 days ago
And Ralph is a fat, lazy, idiot. But no name calling, please. Also, we call that a tropical delusion.
markkahler52 20 days ago
She’d better get started….
serial232 20 days ago
Speaking of getting dolled up. My wife will be home, tomorrow. I get to take her to dinner, from the air port. Good meal, tell her how the boys are doing, bring her home in a good mood and hope that I survive until Monday, after she discovers all that I did.
2Goldfish 20 days ago
And yet, after all that she will still look the same in this comic.
TMMILLER Premium Member 20 days ago
Mrs is an esthetician. I was talking to one of her clients right after a facial, and she apologized for the way she looked at the moment. I told her none needed, she was just as beautiful after a facial as before while she was wearing makeup. I get why women wear it, but sometimes natural is just as wonderful!
1953Baby 20 days ago
Gotta ask: what IS it these days with the eyelashes and the nails? Some girls wear them both so long that i wonder whether they can see/use their hands. . .just sayin. . .
Chris 20 days ago
at least she’s real enough to put on a show. :D
moni226 20 days ago
It should’ve been a eyelash flag.
JPuzzleWhiz 20 days ago
And she calls it her “natural look”?
drivingfuriously Premium Member 20 days ago
I plowed through a click bait about celebrities without their makeup. It would have helped if they put before and after pix.
cuzinron47 20 days ago
You should have mention this in the morning, so she’d have time to put her face on.
brick10 20 days ago
She’s traveling incognito!
EMGULS79 20 days ago
And this is why he almost never suggests going out. By the time she’s done all that he’ll be starving and by the time they get home there won’t be time for anything but to go directly to bed – to SLEEP. Might as well just pop a frozen pizza into the toaster oven and be done with it.
sheashea 20 days ago
I had a friend like this many years ago. When she got home and took off “false” everything, I hardly recognized her.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 19 days ago
Where does June think they’re going to go?
Shikamoo Premium Member 19 days ago
Dye her hair? Just makeup won’t do?