Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 14, 2024

Norm, where Echo?

In order to walk with swagger, you have to have some to begin with.

No swagger stick? No swagger!

He looks like he’s doing the Creep.

I hope Ralph learned something today, but I bet he didn’t.

OK here’s you phone, now go play in traffic.

Aww, love him as he is. It doesn’t matter what others think of him or what he looks like. Walking and talking on a cell phone is unsafe. If yo want him to act confident, build him up so that he feels confident.

A for effort, Ralph, but you forgot who your firstborn is.

Only rude folks walk around in public with their face constantly in a screen.

If you need to look at your phone, stand to the side out of the way. If you can’t look away from your phone for even a minute at a time, stay home where you won’t annoy people engaging in life. Don’t get behind the wheel of a vehicle, and don’t clog up the aisle at the grocery store. ;)

I only have my phone in my hand while walking if I have a real use for it, like checking my grocery list, or opening my garage door. In both cases, I stop while using it.

Musical notes, “Walk like a man, talk like a man, my son!” Musical notes…