Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 22, 2024

Donut go there

I’m going to Publix Saturday and I may or may not get a jelly donut! Bet on the may to be safe

Hilarious?

Never saw the attraction of donuts. Our oilballs, said to be the origin of donuts, are sorta nice, but I only eat one or two each year, around New Year’s Eve. It’s just too greasy and doughy for me.

That’s like, “I don’t drink anymore!” is a code phrase for “I don’t drink any less!”

An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than their doctor.

And quite possibly the bag and box they came in.

I had a serving of doughnut which, according to the label I put on the box, is ONE dozen doughnuts.

One donut? That dozen sound right.

Size counts. It is like saying A hurricane blew through.

MY wife calls me a Alcoholic . . . But it’s just hobby . . . . I like to add the bottles to my collection . . . .

The Belly Knows!!…. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

He had the whole enchilada.

I have a twist once in a while, a great while. Potato chips the unsalted kind, bad enough having those and their bad reputation with a sandwich and coconut/flavored water to push it down with.