Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 11, 2024

My GF is the Queen of Amazon Prime. After I complained that my grocery store did not have Jordan almonds, the next morning there was a box of them waiting at the door. What a time to be alive!!

Santa is really Amazon?

Brown Delivery Truck?

Santa now uses Amazon! Much easier for the reindeer!

He seems so happy and content lying to his kids……

Delivery charges…and soon, TARIFFS!!

When my brother and I had gotten to the age where we no longer believed in Santa, but young enough to be very gullible, my Dad would tell us that “the delivery truck” brings the presents on Christmas Eve. In this way, we wouldn’t snoop through the house. And he seemed to take delight if it was snowing on Christmas Eve and say things like, “Oh, I don’t know…I don’t think that delivery truck is going to make it through tonight!” Such a meanie!!!!

I just spent $9 for a zipper kit to repair a jacket we got a Goodwill bins for a buck. Won’t be here until next Wed.

Does Santa make the elves #1 in bottles?

Santa’s got a day job!

And here I thought the Christ child would bring the presents.

did he also forget to mention that Santa does it for just milk and cookies instead of lots of money. :J

I guess that has taken some of the mystique away.

better bring ‘em in quick! … before the porch pirates pillage an’ plunder!… (did y’all see the video of the delivery guy who no sooner sets the package down, and while he’s messaging the homeowner, a guy runs up and grabs the package!!)

Well it was a big deal B.A., before Amazon.

I grew up in an air Base and Santa would fly in on a helo, one day his beard blew off from the rotor’s down wash lol he was one of the pilots.

Why continue lying to kids like that?

Santa has been replaced by Amazon Prime