The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 28, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: Hi Elvin. Where've you been all day? Elvin: I had an appointment with my therapist. Eno: So what's the problem this week? Elvin: I have orthopedic claustrophobia. Eno: How does one develop orthopedic claustrophobia. Elvin: My feet were once trapped for four hours in a pair of elevator shoes.