The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 28, 1996
Transcript:
Man: Hi. Would you like to try our new drippy bacon cheeseburger?! Eno: Gee, I don't know. Sounds like a lot of saturated fat. Man: Uh...no! Not at all! Absolutely no fat! Eno: A no-fat bacon cheeseburger? That's hard to believe. Man: Uh....the cows we use have had liposuction. Eno: Oh. Okay. I'll take three of them.