The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 23, 1996
Transcript:
Eno: I don't understand why you don't want to enter a little dog show. Fang: Why bother?! These dog shows are all alike! They'll just end up giving the trophy to the stupid airedale! Eno: Are you saying? Fang: Yes! They're fixed! They're all fixed! Eno: Dog shoes are fixed? Fang: No. Airedales.