The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 20, 1997
Transcript:
Fang: Here you go, Pal! Happy Birthday!! Eno: Wow!! I don't know what to say, Fang! I thought you forgot! Eno: What th....what is this thing? Fang: It's a squeaky bone! That's the top of the line! It's beef flavored with tiny teething bumps and a little bell inside! Great, huh?! Eno: What? Are you crazy?!! What would I want with a squeaky bone?! What kind of an idiotic present is this? I have no use for a squeaky bone!! Fang: Well, then do you mind if I have it?