The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 16, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Why are you staying in tonight? I thought you had a date with that dog down the street. Fang: We're not getting along. Eno: Oh, really? Fang: Yeah. You know women. They're always complaining about the most petty little things! Eno: Like what? Fang: She's mad because I always forget to put the toilet seat down after I drink out of it.