The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for June 27, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Listen up, burger boy! I just spilled this hot cup of coffee in my lap. My lawyer's going to sue your pants off! Man: Sniff. Hey, this ain't coffee! It smells like iced tea. Man 2: We'd be willing to settle out of court for a free refill and a paper towel- Eno: Traitor!