The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 31, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Hey Fang, what'ya say we run down to burger hut for a bite? Fang: Can't. Oprah said yesterdaday that she doesn't eat beef. Only veggies. Eno: Oh. How bout a game of wiffle ball then? Fang: No can do... I gotta finish my motivation exercises. Oprah says meditation is key to a well balanced karma. Eno: Listen to yourself! It's Oprah this, Oprah that! Be your own person! Get a life!! Eno: Okay. Oprah says "get a life". Fang: Let's roll.