The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for December 21, 1997
Transcript:
Santa: Well? Eno: Okay, here's the poop. Fang hasn't been saying his prayers at night. Eno: And yesterday at the dinner table, I caught him spitting out his lima beans. Got'em right here in a zip lock. Eno: Elvin's been sealing cable. His tax returns from last year look a little fishy, too. Eno: I don't have any diet on Gina and Mitzi yet, but I've just put a tap on their phone and I'm sure... Fang: AHA!! You're the informant!! Eno: !