The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 05, 1998
April 04, 1998
April 06, 1998
Transcript:
Man: Here y'go. One cheeseburger and a small Dr. Fizzle. Eno: Hey, wait a second! I ordered a large diet Dr. Fizzle! Eno: And there's no pickle on this burger! And look at this! The cheese is still in the plastic wrapper! That does it! I want my money back!! Man: Whatever. I'll need you to fill out these six pages and sign here, here and here. Your two dollars will be mailed to you in six to eight weeks. Eno: Okay! Okay! Cancel the refund. Just give me the Dr. Fizzle. Man: Okay. But first you have to fill out this refund cancellation form and I'll need to see three forms of I.D. Eno: Is there any way I can get out of here without filling out papers? Eno: Can I take your order?
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